Just a regular Friday night inside OFc.

[Karak]

Danny coked out of his mind danced slowly to his favourite Tina Turner song. Slarti re-checked the chains on his gimp and pushed him back into his box, whilst Cannon provided light entertainment by dropping his pants and performing his famous scrote over nose trick.
Yeah, 'just a regular Friday night inside OFc'.

All of a sudden..... in strolls <insert name> and his goons, looking for trouble. They'd come to the right place! Muddy, unflinching, (possibly unliving) stared blankly at them, or the wall, either way, 'Hagrid' was intimidating!

They settled quietly in the corner and pretended to play nice, pretended, yeah right! It sure didn't take long before they started to utilise their exploits! "Cheat, Hacks, oi that's my wife", the horn of war had been firmly grasped and blown!

Bottles were smashed, chairs were broken and knuckles were cracked, it'd gotten real nasty real quick like.

Kraken Schlacken and <insert name> started circling one another just like that fight scene from 'Beat It', weapons drawn, trusting at one another rhythmically, this was not going to be a pretty sight!

With his mighty war cry and a slash of his steel the fight was over, and <insert name> and his goons scurried off to lick each others wounds.

The Wookie celebrations and songs lasted long into the night, and if you listen carefully, you can still hear the howls of Mrs Doggy.

The end....?

As witnessed by Karak, <insert date>

[MudShark]

Are you OK Karak? (Dials shrink)

[MegaYoda]

Are you OK Karak? (Dials shrink)

Seems like he is in a poetic mood, might even need to get his fake microphone (Dildo) out and start singing

[Sayril]

Hahah I love it karak